The Mouths of Babes

Recent conversation between me and Erin the 10 year old

Me: so, how old is your little brother now?
Erin: He's two. He's *this* tall. (holds hand about waist level, indicating the tallness of said two year old)
Me: Wow, he's going to be a big guy. Maybe he'll play football or something.
Erin: Nope. No sports. My mom said so.
Me: Oh yeah? Why's that.
Erin: I don't know. My mom just said he's not going to be a pitcher or a catcher.
Me: ......
Erin: What? What's funny? Where are you going??