- I accidentally posted my full name and work number in my blog while trying out that "email your post" thing
- I am 15-40 minutes late every day.
- I am very liberal with the "business casual" dress code (ex: one day I will look like a naughty school girl, the next day I will wear a suit and work boots.)
- I stretch the definition of "incidental internet use," which is allowed, to include looking up movie times on Fandango and reading my favorite blogs whilst doing crappy mundane activities.
- I daydream about my boss firing me and make up lists of items to support her case.
- I am writing this entry from work right now.
- I have a generally bad attitude, possibly stemming from my hatred for my job. Possibly.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
all that and you manage to lock your keys in your car too, while i might add talking to the one person help you get them out, me
ReplyDeletewhile that may be a reason that someone might decide to fire me in general, i.e., from the human gene pool, that is not a reason to be fired from a crummy job.
ReplyDeleteGimme my keys back, jerk.
oh i'm a jerk now. not my fault it never comes up in conversation that I have I even have them and that I guess they should be passed on to someone else now. :(
ReplyDeleteyou started it
ReplyDeleteand i'll finish it.
ReplyDeletepunk.
i think not
ReplyDeleteoh, i think so.
ReplyDeleteyeah i'm gonna have to disagree with you there
ReplyDeleteoh yea?
ReplyDeleteyeah, that's right i do
ReplyDeleteWell, you are just going to have to resign yourself to being wrong, mister.
ReplyDeleteno i don;t think so, you not right
ReplyDeleteyes i am.
ReplyDeleteyou like to think you are but really it aint true
ReplyDeleteyes it is.
ReplyDeleteno it is not
ReplyDeleteyes.
ReplyDeletenope
ReplyDeleteyes.
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