Thursday, October 13, 2005

Toad Escapes Basement to Wreak Havoc; Lounges

Really. This monster amphibious creature clawed it's way from the under-verse of Carl's basement,



commenced a search-and-destroy mission upon all human life above ground, raining chaos and misery wherever its dour glance happened to fall, required us all to call it "Commendant of Wartcropolis, Bearer of Doom, Ancient Master of the Unholy Nether-World Beyond,"



and then took a little rest, requesting cucumbers for its eyes and a mamosa.

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2 comments:

  1. K-Dawg7:47 PM, October 13, 2005

    BOW TO THE HYPNOTOAD

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  2. Anonymous12:25 PM, October 14, 2005

    Frog went a-courtin' and he did ride, Uh-huh.
    Frog went a-courtin' and he did ride, Uh-huh.
    Frog went a-courtin' and he did ride,
    With a sword and a pistol by his side, Uh-huh.

    ~R

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