Douchy Imported Manager In Training: (approaching me doing the "cowboy guns" bang-bang thing with fingers) Hey hey! There she is! Miss Doesn't-Wear-A-Name-Tag! Miss, gee I don't know, Wears-A-Hat.
Miss Wears-A-Hat: Um. No.
D.I.M.I.T: No? No what?
M.W.A.H.: No, I do not wear name tags.
D.I.M.I.T.: (overexagerated pouty face) you dooon't? You do know it's part of the dress code? (taps own tag knowingly)
M.W.A.H.: I am way too cool to wear something so douchy. Way.
Other Delivery Guy: (dies in a puddle of laughter behind D.I.M.I.T.)
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
so now that you are on nearing the end of your delivery adventures they question you wearing a name tag? if they really want you to wear one it should be embroidered on the shirt.
ReplyDeletei say throw your hat at them, give them the finger and walk out.