Carl: haHA! I shall now change your diaper!!
*places baby on couch, whips bad old diaper off*
Wendy: *pees*
Carl: *Claps new diaper onto baby butt* Ha! I am swift and crafty! What else you got, huh?
Wendy: *smirks*
Carl: *tosses diaper #2 away, turns for diaper #3*
Wendy: *projectile poos at him*
And she got some distance on that one, across the couch and onto the floor. He had to pull a mad Matrix move to not get hosed with baby cheese. Honestly, I've never seen him so limber.
I heart you, Wendy. I heart you sooooo.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
New parents are weird.
ReplyDeleteahh...a new mongol name fer da bb; "Hoo Flung Poo"
ReplyDeletewhen you are sleep deprived, a lot of things are funny.
ReplyDelete"Hoo Flung Poo"....hahahahahhahaha!!
:)
So that is the little sprite that showed up in my e-mail.
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