Me: Let me brush your hair.
Wendy: NO!
Me: Let me brush your hair please. It has knots in it.
Wendy: I have to go tell the squirrels NO NO NO!
Me: What?
Wendy: The squirrels dropped the nuts in my hair and that wasn't very nice! I have to tell them NO NO NO!
Me: Holy crap. That is a problem.
Wendy: Don't say holy crap to the squirrels, mommy. Say feckin jeeze.
And that's when my trucker mouth really began to bite me in the ass with gusto....
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
*laughs*
ReplyDeleteAs long as she does it with flair...that's all I really ask.
ReplyDeleteI know leaving notes on my own entry is dorky, but all four of my page ads now feature the word "nuts."
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I knew I had to keep my mouth in check when my 3 year old, while attempting a difficult puzzle, wailed, "Oh fer the love a CHRIIIIISSSST!" And no; he didn't hear it in church.
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