Friday, March 23, 2007

What Makes Me So Great

  • I made an Irish Cream cheesecake with chocolate chips and coffee-flavored whipped cream for St. Patty's day. It was delicious. You wish you were here.
  • I got bored the other day and painted purple flowers and mushrooms on the inside of the laundry room door. No one has yet noticed it. I am now planning a full-scale secret paint attack on the entire house. Closets, bathroom cupboards, it's all going down.
  • I am the only person in the universe who posesses the manual dexterity required for moving hair from the shower drain to the trash. It's a great power, but also a grave responsibility. It's like being the Chosen One. People should bring me offerings of sweets and libations (i.e. brownies and tequilla) to honor my deeds.
  • Now I have to go make brownies. Maybe I'll even save a few to share with others. Maybe.


  1. re hair-in drain:

    Yes but... isn't it your hair?

  2. Not the universe, just your household.

  3. yes. some of the hair is mine. But not all of it. Only one third of it. Were the other showerers in my house blessed with my unique capabilities, I might expect them each to share a third of this responsibility. Alas, it is not to be.

    I don't get out much, k?