Ok, I lied. Although, I'm sure some Tranny somewhere is sucking the Big D in a hardcore fashion. It is statistically probable, anyway. I wonder who gets paid to sit there and come up with spam subject lines. Cause I could do that for money. I could do that all day. Ahem.
"barely legal hotties in their first orgy ever!"
"Bisexual housekeepers get kinky on the kitchen table!!"
"Mature MILFs show the young guys how it's done while donkeys watch and munch carrots! Caught on tape!!"
Wenkwuss Update: Since last I blogged, Wenkwuss has been very polite to me. Exceedingly polite. Heartbreaking, tip-toe-ing, doesn't-want-to-be-kicked-again polite. The other day, he politely let it slip that he has spent time "in the joint." I heard him asking this waitress if she likes bad boys. I don't know whether to laugh, or laugh harder.
So who can guess what the things on this list have in common?
- Char Mar
- Col. WIlliam Widewees
The first person who guesses correctly gets a prize!