This is our pickle. Or, more accurately, our cucumber.
Long and girthy, no? We came out to the garden one day and found the cucumber plant gesturing rudely at the other plants and the neigbor children with it's new growth. I should have really posed it next to a porsche, or a monster truck with inappropriately large tires, or a hot blonde so as to demonstrate the extreme...adequacy of our cucumber.
If it weren't for all the sharp nubbly bumps all over it....never mind.