Monday, July 05, 2010


Though my prenatal vitamins do look much like your Glucosamine Chondroitin, they are not, in fact, the same. Maybe all of the folic acid and B vitamins will make you lactate or something. That would be cool. And teach you not to take random pills laying around on counters.

Please stop using my hairbrush to brush the dog. Uncool.
Also, yes! The new toilet paper is "soft and wonderful just like velvet." Thank your daddy. Apparently, your bums more than just resemble each other, they are also share some sort of hereditary desire for being powdered by baby angels with hands full of marshmallow clouds and fairy laughter.

-Baby in My Belly:
Stop giving me midnight migraines. Stunts like this lead to names like Ingleborg. Fair warning.

-Carl (again),
Thank you for rubbing my neck while I cried last night and holding me til I went back to sleep. Breastfeeding together is going to be awesome!



  1. Mo, you have a gift. Continue to use it. Thank you for sharing your wit... wit us. ;) - Mare

  2. My prenatals are huge blue horse pills that could only be mistaken for robin eggs. There is no way Robb would accidentally eat one. At least I don't think so...

    I should get those kind. (Also, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE HORSE PILLS???)