Me: You need to try to sleep now.
Wendy: Make my animals a nest.
Me: *piles up the stuffies around her in a comfy nest of teddy bear love* Okay, I made your nest. Now will you try to sleep?
Wendy: I have a secret.
Me: What is it?
Wendy: Come closer.
Wendy: (whispering) I don't make deals with whiny peasants.
(Must discontinue daily viewings of Emperor's New Groove.)
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