Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Anxiety

(n): the emotion that makes it impossible to pee fast enough when one realizes that one has left the door to the only bathroom in the office unlocked, and that the door is ten feet away; entirely too far to even stop the door from swinging open, should a coworker decide to burst in.

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3 comments:

  1. ~eve~1:50 PM, December 21, 2004

    RYN: I MIIISSSSSS YOOOUUUUU TOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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  2. Anonymous2:12 PM, December 21, 2004

    ::Laugh:: What you do, is take off your shoe, and hold it aloft, ready to fling at the door the moment you even THINK you hear the handle being grabbed. Or a roll of toilet paper. Or SOMETHING! Because you know you'll be too surprised (even though you've seen it coming 1000000000 times in your head) to yell a warning quickly enough.

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  3. Anonymous2:12 PM, December 21, 2004

    ... that was me.
    ~R

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