Really. This monster amphibious creature clawed it's way from the under-verse of Carl's basement,
commenced a search-and-destroy mission upon all human life above ground, raining chaos and misery wherever its dour glance happened to fall, required us all to call it "Commendant of Wartcropolis, Bearer of Doom, Ancient Master of the Unholy Nether-World Beyond,"
and then took a little rest, requesting cucumbers for its eyes and a mamosa.
1 day ago