Carl: haHA! I shall now change your diaper!!
*places baby on couch, whips bad old diaper off*
Carl: *Claps new diaper onto baby butt* Ha! I am swift and crafty! What else you got, huh?
Carl: *tosses diaper #2 away, turns for diaper #3*
Wendy: *projectile poos at him*
And she got some distance on that one, across the couch and onto the floor. He had to pull a mad Matrix move to not get hosed with baby cheese. Honestly, I've never seen him so limber.
I heart you, Wendy. I heart you sooooo.