Jessica Simpson, c. 2003, on turning 23: "Like, 23 is almost mid-twenties, and that's like, almost 30! Time, you know? Time." Does anyone else expect to see her in ten years on QVC next to Suzanne Sommers, hawking twinsets, doing carrot impersonations, and telling vaguely inappropriate stories about her cats?
Happy birthday to me. 26. It's like, almost 30.
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