Little Ed: (just got out of the bath; cold, wet and shiverry) Mommy, whats the part behind the pee pee?
Jaimie: That's your balls.
Little Ed: NO, that's nuts. And mine's broken.
Jaimie: ....your nuts are broken?
Little Ed: Yeah, they're not there.
Jaimie: Daddy, explain about his cold nuts.
Big Ed: Testicles. They're called testicles.
Little Ed: Yeah, Mom. Texticles.
Yeah, sis. Everyone knows that.
2 days ago