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Little Ed: (just got out of the bath; cold, wet and shiverry) Mommy, whats the part behind the pee pee?

Jaimie: That's your balls.

Little Ed: NO, that's nuts. And mine's broken.

Jaimie: ....your nuts are broken?

Little Ed: Yeah, they're not there.

Jaimie: Daddy, explain about his cold nuts.

Big Ed: Testicles. They're called testicles.

Little Ed: Yeah, Mom. Texticles.

Yeah, sis. Everyone knows that.