Tuesday, September 01, 2009

You're Gonna Love My Nuts

Me: Let me brush your hair.

Wendy: NO!

Me: Let me brush your hair please. It has knots in it.

Wendy: I have to go tell the squirrels NO NO NO!

Me: What?

Wendy: The squirrels dropped the nuts in my hair and that wasn't very nice! I have to tell them NO NO NO!

Me: Holy crap. That is a problem.

Wendy: Don't say holy crap to the squirrels, mommy. Say feckin jeeze.

And that's when my trucker mouth really began to bite me in the ass with gusto....

5 comments:

  1. That bitch bites, and it never quits biting...

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  2. As long as she does it with flair...that's all I really ask.

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  3. I know leaving notes on my own entry is dorky, but all four of my page ads now feature the word "nuts."

    *glee*

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  4. I knew I had to keep my mouth in check when my 3 year old, while attempting a difficult puzzle, wailed, "Oh fer the love a CHRIIIIISSSST!" And no; he didn't hear it in church.

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