Me: Let me brush your hair.
Me: Let me brush your hair please. It has knots in it.
Wendy: I have to go tell the squirrels NO NO NO!
Wendy: The squirrels dropped the nuts in my hair and that wasn't very nice! I have to tell them NO NO NO!
Me: Holy crap. That is a problem.
Wendy: Don't say holy crap to the squirrels, mommy. Say feckin jeeze.
And that's when my trucker mouth really began to bite me in the ass with gusto....
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