A Definition of Sharing

Erin: Do you know where my face wash is?

Me: um....yeah. I borrowed it and it's in my bathroom.

Erin: How about my lint roller....and my nail polish remover?

Me: Did I not get these things back into your room before you noticed they were gone?

Erin: No.

Me: So. Busted.

**********Later**********

Carl: Hey...aren't those Mo's slippers??

Erin: Yup. Sweet memory foam revenge...