It seems that when you get married, a Kitchen Aid magically appears.
It doesn't matter if you have been cohabiting in lustful sin for years and years, spawning shameful illegitimate degenerates (hi kids!) and inciting wanton behavior in all who observe...
When you become a legit wife, the Kitchen Aid fairies know that it's time to leave a motorized dough hook under your pillow. Perhaps the Kitchen Aid fairy is an old fashioned prudish twit and thinks that only legitimate families deserve wholesome homemade food.
Eat Well: Blue La La
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