My sister is now an honest woman.
Not only have her sins been washed clean by the flowing holy waters of baptism, she has been taken unto the marriage bed by a similar such child of God:
They will sally henceforth toward the promising horizon of their shared future, which no doubt holds a treasure trove of good clean community bake sales, children born well within the bounds of wedlock, and a generally contemplative and respectable lifestyle.
The night before the wedding, a few humble and well-mannered friends gathered to wish the blushing bride luck, and no doubt offer advice regarding marital duties and china patterns:
After an evening during which her friends and mother surely engaged in extensive spiritual reflection, Jaimie described a feeling of edification regarding the knowledge that her son will not grow up a fatherless heathen in this unclean world. That was just before this picture was taken:
(I just know that she'll be the perfect Christian wife.)