Or, What Happens When I Send Carl off to the Celtic Faire in a Sexy Kilt with a Cute Kid
Wendy: There was a nice lady there. She had a husband but then they had a fight and I told her that she could come home and play at our house-I have a great idea!! What if Daddy had two wifes?
Wendy: Mom, fights with husbands are not funny. So, okay, I think she should come and be Daddy's other wife, because she was nice and looking for some new friends, and she was nice.
Me: Yeah, that might be fun. Does she clean bathrooms?
Wendy: She let us use her bathroom in her apartment.
Me: Really. Her apartment.
Carl: Her hotel room. We were only there for a minute to use the bathroom!
Wendy: SO, Daddy told her about you are his girlfriend and you live at our house. And then she decided that maybe she didn't want any new friends today, and she had to go.
Carl: I'm kind of insulted too. Like, just because I have a girlfriend, I'm not even worth talking to anymore? I don't have anything to offer, as a person? She totally objectified me.
Me: *bland stare*
Wendy: She can't have Daddy, cause you already have him, right? That's silly, because if she wants new friends, she could share him. Wanna see my sheep magnet I made? This other girl was really nice and helped me make it....
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