Wendy: Have you ever gotten married, mom?
Wendy: Why not? You get a nice dress. And flowers. With cake.
Mo: Who do you think I should get married to?
***audible pause, thick with incredulous, awkward, and am-I-really-the-one-to-break-this-to-you****
Wendy: (carefully not condescending, patting my hand) Well....probably Daddy.