Wednesday, May 11, 2005

My Dearest, cont.

Dear eBay,

Ummm....What is this?


What is it? I thought we had a talk about this. I thought I explained my position on things like this

pretty thoroughly. I thought I got through to you. I thought-*sigh*

Never mind what I thought. $1.99? Well....that's not that bad. Ok, you are forgiven. This time.

Dear eBay salespersons,

Where's my stuff? Is it here now?
*runs to check mailbox*
How bout now?
*checks again*
*sigh* You've had my money for days now. Don't you know that I have nothing better to do all day than to wait for the mail?? That my entire week will now revolve around the possibility of shoes or yarn magically appearing on my doorstep? What could you possibly be doing with yourselves aside from getting your kiesters to the post office and mailing me my stuff? What!?

Dear Mo,

Get a job, you ass.



  1. i see someone has found a way to waste time and swander money

  2. AT THE SAME TIME!!! (*evil invention*)

  3. I do too! Shut up! It's been a rough week!

    And I'm very proud of you for your five tasks.