Douchy Imported Manager In Training: (approaching me doing the "cowboy guns" bang-bang thing with fingers) Hey hey! There she is! Miss Doesn't-Wear-A-Name-Tag! Miss, gee I don't know, Wears-A-Hat.
Miss Wears-A-Hat: Um. No.
D.I.M.I.T: No? No what?
M.W.A.H.: No, I do not wear name tags.
D.I.M.I.T.: (overexagerated pouty face) you dooon't? You do know it's part of the dress code? (taps own tag knowingly)
M.W.A.H.: I am way too cool to wear something so douchy. Way.
Other Delivery Guy: (dies in a puddle of laughter behind D.I.M.I.T.)