Phone: ring ring ring
Me: (brightly) Hi!
K: Oh! Hi.
Me: What's up?
Me: ok, this is stupid...
K: what is?
Me: Um, was your birthday yesterday, or three days from now?
K: haha! How long have you known me?
Me: I'm an asshole, I know.
K: Three days from now (*audibly reveling in my assholishness*)
Me: Ok, well I knew it was one of those. I was gonna call Steph, but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't know either. (*shamelessly trying to bring others down with me*)
K: Yes. She would probably agree that it was one of those as well.
Me: I'll call you three days from now, then.
Thursday (yesterday, three days after Monday)
Me: *forgets to call*
My blog: Happy Birfday, Kyle!
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