The kind of blog that bemoans the boringness of my life. Those kinds of blogs make me sleepy.
But, man. My life is boring. I want it more fun. POOF! BE MORE FUN!!
*squeezes eyes shut*
*waits for elephant-of-fun to run me over*
Damn. I don't want the grown-up kind of fun, where I'm challenged intellectually by my career, or where I pick out towels to match my bathroom curtains, or where I make car payments on a moderately-priced Dodge four-door something-or-other and feel gratified as a person because I own a real live new car, yee-ha. Do you think I'd be delivering pizza if I actually wanted any of that?? I want the other kind of fun! With drinking and carousing and whoring and being generally irresponsible with the wellbeing of my property and yours. Where'd all of that fun go?? I want it back!! *whine*
*is suddenly sleepy, takes a nap*