Ok, so I'm going in for another ultrasound on Monday. This is the one that determines whether there will be tiny sundresses or itty-bitty golf shorts in a year or so.
(Actually, that was determined about five months ago, when one tadpole fought off all the other tadpoles with its microscopic tadpole light saber and threw its X or Y chromesome into the firey belly of Mount Doom.)
(And yeah, you're right. I would never put any kid of mine in golf shorts. Even if they were from Baby Gap.)
I am taking wagers now. Flip a coin. Winners get a prize. The prize may or may not contain a certain percentage of poopy diaper. Unless the critter decides to be obstinant and show us only its butt, I'll let you know on Monday.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
1 year ago
The prize may or may not contain a certain percentage of poopy diaper.
ReplyDeleteOK, up until now I was gonna play. :) But I don't even change my nephew's diapers --- and we share 25% of our DNA!
I still think the rest of us should get to call it "Polly"(wog) if it's a girl, or "Tad"(pole) if it's a boy. ;)
Yeah, we've been thinking up interesting ways to torture our offspring with its name-Ozbert and Prudence are the frontrunners. (Although the amphibian theme is appealing too-"Yes, Jr, you've been an inside joke from day 1.")
ReplyDeleteGoing with the aqautic theme, for Aquaman: Orin or Arthur and for Aquagirl: Tula, Lorena, Marina, Ariel. See Wiki for more.
ReplyDeleteOf course naming any kid after a comic character, especially a super-friend who could pretty much only talk to fish, may set him/her up for future torment. Better than Gleek or Beppo I might add.
I'm hoping for a girl. A little Prudence would be awesomely ironic.
ReplyDeleteAnd the winning chromesome is...?
ReplyDeleteahem. *taps foot, looks at watch*
ReplyDeleteI said, ahem.