Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Contributing to the Company

Today, I reorganized the filing system so as to expedite the processing of incoming financial documents.

Translation: I added a bullshit bin.


  1. so in other words you moved the trash can closer?

  2. no, i put a bin next to the one we already had, so that we could separate the bullshit papers from the normal papers. We had previously been using a carefully thought-out system of stacking the papers on top of each other, the bullshit turned 90 degrees so as to indicate that it was bullshit, and the normal papers placed on top or underneath the turned bullshit papers so as to indicate the LEVEL of normalcy that it had achieved.