My Boss held an office meeting today to inform us that she is resigning. She then introduced us to our new boss. New Boss promptly ordered four or five pizzas for lunch in an unspoken effort to convince us that we need not quit on the spot.
Hey, I don't know about you, but I think cheap cheese pizza is totally a good price for unquestioning loyalty.
*slaps on an "eye-heart-New Boss" tee shirt and hat; waves flag in a completely unsarcastic manner*