According to Men's Fitness magazine, Philadelphia is one of America's fattest cities, and Seattle is one of America's fittest cities. Congrats, Philly, you cream cheese swilling, cheese steak guzzling, tasty cake snarfing town! And congrats to you too, Seattle, with your kayak-ready waters and walker-friendly streets and mountains! Let us now bask in our excessive flab, or lack thereof! BASK!!