Friday, January 21, 2005

Reasons I Should Be Fired

  • I accidentally posted my full name and work number in my blog while trying out that "email your post" thing
  • I am 15-40 minutes late every day.
  • I am very liberal with the "business casual" dress code (ex: one day I will look like a naughty school girl, the next day I will wear a suit and work boots.)
  • I stretch the definition of "incidental internet use," which is allowed, to include looking up movie times on Fandango and reading my favorite blogs whilst doing crappy mundane activities.
  • I daydream about my boss firing me and make up lists of items to support her case.
  • I am writing this entry from work right now.
  • I have a generally bad attitude, possibly stemming from my hatred for my job.  Possibly.

19 comments:

  1. all that and you manage to lock your keys in your car too, while i might add talking to the one person help you get them out, me

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  2. while that may be a reason that someone might decide to fire me in general, i.e., from the human gene pool, that is not a reason to be fired from a crummy job.

    Gimme my keys back, jerk.

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  3. oh i'm a jerk now. not my fault it never comes up in conversation that I have I even have them and that I guess they should be passed on to someone else now. :(

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  4. yeah i'm gonna have to disagree with you there

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  5. Well, you are just going to have to resign yourself to being wrong, mister.

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  6. no i don;t think so, you not right

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  7. you like to think you are but really it aint true

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